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Virsmai Music

Check out my music startup Virsmai that I launched a few weeks ago. Currently it is for lithuanians only, but English version is going to be created this year, too.

http://virsmai.lt

A Real Story

So this guy dies and goes to Heaven, and when he gets to Heaven, he's trying to explain to God how he spent his life.

"Wait, wait, " God says. "Let me get this straight... I gave you a body able to swim oceans and climb mountains..."

"Yeah, " the guy says.

"... and you sat in a cubicle?"

"Right."

"I gave you creativity, and you made widgets?"

"Yes," they guy says.

"The one thing I withheld from you -- the only thing you could never get more of, time -- you traded away for...?"

"Money," the guy says.